AnimalsJokes Five Doctors Went Duck Hunting. This Will Blow Your Mind. 6.5k Views Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a physician, a pediatrician, a PSYCHIATRIST, a surgeon, and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun but then hesitated. “I’m not quite sure it’s a duck,” he said, “I think that I will have to get a second opinion.” And of course, by that time, the bird was long gone. Another bird appeared in the sky thereafter. This time, the paediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies. “I’ll have to do some more investigations,” he muttered, as the creature made good its escape. Next bird flying & now it was the PSYCHIATRIST. He was certain of his intended prey’s identity. “Now, I know it’s a duck, but does the duck know it’s a duck?” The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with his “DILEMMA”. Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon’s weapon pointed skywards. BOOM!! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned to the pathologist beside him. “Please confirm if that was a duck, will you?” See more Previous joke A Farmer Who Had A Herd Of Pigs. Next joke The Old Man Placed Order For One Hamburger.