JokesMarriage A Father Spanked His Little Son For Misbehaving. This Is Truly Hilarious. A father spanked his little son for misbehaving. Then the dad told his son, “Son, I did it because I love you.” With a discontented look on the little boy’s face, he responded with: “I can’t wait until I’m old enough to return all this love.” See more Previous joke A Perfect Man And A Perfect Woman Met. Next joke An Old Farmer Leave His 17 Horses To His 3 Sons.