A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the pharmacist,
“I want me one of them thar cond0ms with pesticides on it. Where do I find ’em”?
The pharmacist replied,
“Oh sir, you must mean that you want the cond0ms with SPERM!CIDE, not pesticide. They’re in aisle 4”.
“No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it”, growled the farmer.
“Sir,” said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining,
“PESTICIDE is for killing insects, SPERM!CIDE is for killing sperm. I’m sure that you mean sperm!cide instead of pesticide”.
“Listen here, ” argued the farmer,
“I want cond0ms with PESTICIDE on it! My wife’s got a bug up her a@rse, and I aim to kill it”.
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