AnimalsJokes A Farmer Is Leaning On His Fence. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly. A farmer is leaning on his fence, watching his horses one evening, when a dog walks up, stands beside him for a moment, and says, “Nice evening for watching the horses, huh?” The farmer looks down in amazement and says, “Holy cow! A talking dog!” See more Previous joke An Old Bull And A Young Bull Were Lying. Next joke An Old American Couple Standing Nearby In Shorts.