ElderlyJokes An Elderly Woman Is Holding A Funeral. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly. An elderly woman is holding a funeral for her recently deceased husband. After the viewing, she discusses how kind and honest of a man her husband was, how she was so sad to see him go, and how she bursts into tears. Her nephew, after consoling his mourning aunt, asks “May I say a word”. Through tears, she says, “Of course” He takes a moment and says “Plethora”. His aunt, wiping her eyes, says “Thank you, that means a lot.” See more Previous joke A Man Was Dragged To The Cinema By His Wife. Next joke Two Elderly People Living In A Florida.