One day an elderly priest went out to his farm to check his hens,
But to his surprise there was no rooster!
During mass he asked,
“Has anyone seen a cock?”
All the women stood up
He then said,
“I mean, has anyone got a cock?”
All the men stood up.
He said, “No, no, I mean has anyone seen a cock that does not belong to them?”
Half of the women stood up.
“No, no, no, I mean has anyone seen my cock?”
All the choir boys stood up!
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