An Elderly Man And Woman Meet In A Bar.

This Will Blow Your Mind.

An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking.

They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman’s apartment.

After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed.

Afterward, they’re both laying there, staring at the ceiling.

The old man is thinking to himself,

“Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more careful with her.”

The old lady is lying there thinking,

“Geez, if I had known he could get it up, I would have taken my pantyhose off.”