An Elderly Man Tells His Doctor.

An elderly man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination is over, he says,

“Okay, Doctor. In plain English—what’s wrong with me?”

“Well, in plain English,” says the doctor,

“you’re just lazy.”

The elderly man nods.

“Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”