ElderlyJokes An Elderly Man Is Stopped By The Police. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. 5.5k Views An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late.” The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replies, “My wife.” See more Previous joke A Housewife Is In Bed. Next joke An Elderly Woman Hadn’t Been To The Doctor.