While waiting in line at an ice cream shop an elderly woman orders a plain chocolate cone.
The man behind the counter said “we’re out of chocolate today but there are other flavours with chocolate in them,
what would you like?”
She again attempts to order plain chocolate.
The man repeats
“Ma’am we’re out of chocolate today but there are other flavors with chocolate in them, what would you like?”
She again asks for plain chocolate.
Knowing he isn’t getting anywhere he asks her
“Ma’am, can you spell the “van” in vanilla?”
She replies “of course, van.”
“Good!” He exclaimed!
Then says to her “ma’am can you spell the “straw” in strawberry?”
“Of course, straw.”
He finishes his point by saying
“Ma’am can you spell the “F*CK” in chocolate?!”
Looking dumbfounded she says
“Well, there is no “F*CK” in chocolate.”
“THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING! THERE’S NO F*CKING CHOCOLATE!”
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