ElderlyJokes The Elderly Coupled Had Their 50th Marriage Anniversary. This Is Funny. The elderly coupled had their 50th marriage anniversary being celebrated. There was a cocktail party to entertain the guests which went uptown the late night. Once the party was over, husband and wife retired to their room. The husband was overwhelmed by the events of the paty. In a voice, choked with eotion, he toldhis wife of 50yrs., “ Martha ! I am proud of you!” Martha was a little hard of hearing misinterpreted him and replied, “I am also fed -up With you !” See more Previous joke A Couple In Their 60’s Were Coming Up On Their 40th Wedding Anniversary. Next joke Three friends found a Genie, and he offered them three wishes.