ElderlyJokes An Elderly Couple, Who Were Both Widowed. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 8.6k Views An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. “How do you feel about making love?” he asked, rather tentatively. “I would like it infrequently,” she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered: “Is that one word or two?” See more Previous joke An Old Man Has Spent Many Days Crossing Texas. Next joke Johnny Bought A Toilet Brush.