JokesMarriage An Elderly Couple Learned How To Send Text Messages. This Is Super Funny. 7.4k Views An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” The husband texted back to her: “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.” See more Previous joke Solve This Riddle: A Farmer Wanted To Divide His 17 Horses. Next joke An Older, Tired-Looking Dog Wandered Into My Yard.