ElderlyJokes An Elderly Couple Walked By Holding Hands. This Is Mind Blowing. An elderly couple walked by me holding hands and as they did, I told the gentleman to have her home by 10, with a smile and a wink… The elderly man stopped in his tracks and without missing a beat said, with a returned smile and wink: “Don’t worry, I will. Her husband comes back home at 11.” See more Previous joke An Old Couple Returned To A Mercedes Dealership. Next joke An Elderly Snake Went To The Doctor.