An Eagle Was Perched In A Tree.

An eagle was perched in a tree and was watching the skies for a partner.

Soon a lark flew past, and suddenly there was lots of squawking and the flurry of feathers.

Finally, the lark emerged from the tree and said,

“I’m a lark, and I’ve been sparked.”

Later, a dove flew past the same tree.

Again there was squawking and feathers flying.

Moments later the dove emerged from the tree and said,

“I’m a dove, and I’ve been loved.”

Still unsatisfied, the eagle waited for more birdlife.

Soon a duck flew by.

Again there was more squawking and feathers in the air.

Finally, the duck emerged and said,

“I’m a drake and there’s been a terrible mistake!”