An Eagle goes searching for a mate.
He swoops down and picks up a loon.
The loon looks up at him and coos,
“I’m a loon, I’m a loon, I love to spoon.”
The eagle realizes this will not work, so he kicks the loon away and finds a hawk, which immediately starts repeating,
“I’m a hawk, I’m a hawk, I just want to talk.”
Realizing that that will not work, he kicks off the hawk and soon catches a dove.
She croons, “I’m a dove, I’m a dove, I love to love.”
Frustrated now at three failed attempts, the eagle kicks out the dove and flies over to the lake where he picks up a duck.
The duck turns to him and quacks,
“I’m a drake, I’m a drake, you made a mistake!”