JokesMarriage At The Dinner Table, The Wife Commented. This Is Truly Hilarious. 22.5k Views One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller one. You don’t love me anymore…” “Nonsense darling,” replied the husband, “you just cook better now.” See more Previous joke An Elderly Man Walked Into A Doctor’s Office. Next joke Johnny Came Up To His Father.