JokesMarriage A Couple Are Sitting In Their Living Room This Is Gold. A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you.” “Is that you or the wine talking?” asks the husband. “It’s me,” says the wife. “Talking to the wine.” See more Previous joke A Lady Walks Into A Bar With A Goose. Next joke Johnny’s Preschool Class Went On A Field Trip