JokesMarriage A Couple Goes Out To Dinner. This Will Blow Your Mind. A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, the wife notices a tear in her husband’s eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married,” he replied. “Your father threatened me and said he’d have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn’t marry you. Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!” See more Previous joke A Husband Asked To His Wife. Next joke Johnny Was Late For School.