AnimalsJokes A Cattle Rancher Walks Into A Bar. This Will Blow Your Mind. A cattle rancher walks into a bar… He walks up and orders a strong drink, “herding cattle is tough work!” The bartender nods. In walks a middle-aged woman, who orders two strong drinks, “Cattle? Try herding cats! I’ve got eight of them!” The bartender raises an eyebrow, but nods. Then comes a preschool teacher, visibly worn out, and asks for three shots, “Eight cats? Try corralling a class of snotty little br@@@ts!” The bartender sighs, nods, and as he’s fixing the drinks, all four hear a loud THUMP THUMP THUMP of banging on the bar’s window, followed by a muffled “**YOU Dmmnn MORONS!!!**” See more Previous joke Two Guys Are Out Hunting Deer. Next joke An Elderly Man Goes Into A Mental Institution.