“Cash, cheque or credit card?”
The cashier asked after folding the items the woman wished to purchase.
As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
“Do you always carry your TV remote?” The cashier asked.
“No.” She replied.
“But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the evilest thing I could do to him.