AnimalsJokes Billy Called The Little Johnny. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 8.8k Views One day Billy called little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. Billy: I don’t have one. JOHNNY: Well then, buy one. Billy: Can’t afford one. JOHNNY: I can give you mine if you want. Billy: That sounds good. JOHNNY: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap. Billy: I don’t have any cheese. JOHNNY: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap. Billy: I don’t have oil. JOHNNY: Well, then put only a small piece of bread. Billy: I don’t have bread. JOHNNY: Then what is the mouse doing in your house!? See more Previous joke An Elderly Couple Were Sitting Outdoors At A Cafe. Next joke A Man Was Complaining To The Old Lady.