AnimalsJokes A Bear Walks Into A Bar. What Follows Next Is Super Funny. A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “So what are ya having their big fella?” The bear says, “Give me a … beer.” The bartender says, “What’s with the big pause?” The bear throws his arms up in the air and says, “I DON’T KNOW I WAS BORN WITH THEM.” See more Previous joke The Church Held A “Marriage Seminar” Next joke A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar.