AnimalsJokes A Bear And A Rabbit Are Walking. What Follows Next Is Super Funny. 3.9k Views A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a magic lamp. Rabbit rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. You know the drill,” he says. You both get three wishes. What’s it gonna be?” Bear says: I wish all the other bears in the entire forest were lady bears.” And poof, it’s done. Rabbit says: I wish for a helmet.” And one appears in his paws. Bear says: I wish all the other bears on this continent were lady bears.” And so it’s done. Rabbit says: I wish for an electric scooter.” And the genie makes it appear. Then the genie says: All right, time for your last wish. What does your heart really desire?” Bear says: I wish all the other bears in the whole world were lady bears.” And then Rabbit straps on his helmet, gets on his scooter, powers it up and says: I wish Bear was gay.” See more Previous joke Cinderella Was Now 75 Years Old. Next joke An Old Man Finds A C0ndom.