ElderlyJokes Anna Was 79 Years Old And Lived On The Third Floor. Her Reply Left Him Speechless. 15.4k Views Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house. Despite her age, she was still a real pistol packin’ mama. However, one day she fell and broke her leg. An ambulance drove her to the hospital where a doctor put a cast on it. When he was done, he warned her, “Now don’t be walking up or down any stairs, okay?” Anna nodded, and thought that this sounded reasonable. A few weeks later, the doctor took off the cast. “So, can I climb stairs now?” asked the little old lady. “Yes,” he replied. “Thank goodness!” she said. “I’m sick and tired of climbing up and down that drainpipe!” See more Previous joke A Kentucky Teacher Was Quizzing Her Students. Next joke An Elderly Man Went To A Doctor With Multiple Complaints.