ElderlyJokes An Old Man Feels Like A Horse! What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. An old man feels like a horse! So he is talking with his grandson. Old Man: I’m telling you boy, since I take these vitamins, I feel like a HORSE! Grandson: Oh yeah Grandpa, you and Grandma are “getting busy”? Old Man: No, but I can walk and p00000!p at the same time… See more Previous joke The Grandmother Of A Just Got Married Grandson Phoned. Next joke A Fly Sitting On A Lawnmower Handle Soaking Up The Sun.