ElderlyJokes An Old Lady Received A New Radio. What Follows Next Is Hilarious. This letter was sent to a High School Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward this to anyone you know who might need a lift today… Dear High School, God bless you for the beautiful wireless I won at your recent Senior Citizens Luncheon. I am 87 year’s old and live at the St Anne’s Nursing Home for the Aged. All of my family have passed away, so I am all alone. I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own wireless, but she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her long-dead husband and wanted to keep it safe. The other day her wireless fell off the nightstand and broke into a dozen pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine and I was overjoyed that I could tell her to Get Lost. Thank you for that wonderful opportunity. God bless you all, Sincerely, Edna. See more Previous joke Two Friends Talking With Each Other. Next joke An Elderly Couple Went Out To A Restaurant.