ElderlyJokes An Old Couple Gets Pulled Over. This Is Funny. An old couple gets pulled over. Lady cop – “May I see you license and registration sir?” Old man – “ugh, what did she say?” Old wife – “She needs to see you license and registration dear.” *The old man hands it to the lady cop and…* Lady cop – “Oh, I see you are from New York. I used to have a lover from New York, he was the not good lover I ever had.” Old man – “ugh, what did she say?” Old wife – “Nothing dear, She thinks she used to know you.” See more Previous joke A Grandfather Was Rushed To The Hospital. Next joke A Couple’s Young Daughter Went To College.