JokesMarriage Alan Saw A Homeless Man. This Is Funny. Alan Saw a homeless man & He asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy booze? He said no he hadn’t had a beer in years. Then Alan said if I give you $20 will you buy fishing gear? He again said no, he stopped fishing 5 years ago. So then Alan said I’ll do you better than $20. I’ll take you home get you all cleaned up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I’ll bring you back & still give you $20. He asked Alan won’t she get mad? Alan said it didn’t matter. I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & fishing See more Previous joke Three Squirrels Were Sitting On Animal Hides. Next joke A Little 10-Year-Old Girl Was Walking Home.