An Alabama sheriff went fishing on his day off.
As he sat on the riverbank, Little Johnny came walking by.
Spying a frog, Little Johnny grabbed it, took out his pocket knife and said:
“Frog, I’s gon cut yo’ legs off!”
Then he said,
“Frog, after I get don’ cuttin’ yo legs off, I’s gon’ stick this here Popsicle stick up yo’ rear end! And then, Frog …”
This was too much for the deputy.
He stood up, grabbed Little Johnny, and said,
“Look heah, boy, whatever you do to that frog, I’m gonna do to you!”
Little Johnny said,
“Frog, dis here’s yo’ lucky day, ’cause I’s gonna kiss yo’ a$s.”