AnimalsJokes A Psychiatrist Had No Patients In His Office. This Will Make You Go ROFL. A Psychiatrist Had No Patients In His Office. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, “And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake…” The man shook his head. “Oh, sorry, I didn’t notice your legs. You’re a dragon, right?” The man shook his head again angrily. “Sorry… a worm?” The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. “Go to hell, you idiot! I’m the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!” See more Previous joke A Sunday School Teacher Asks Her Class Where Jesus Is. Next joke A Farmer Was Milking His Cow.