AnimalsJokes A Million Birds. A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting at a table with a tiny man playing a tiny piano. “Hey, where’d you get that?” The man asks. The sitting man pulls a lamp from his pocket and tells him to rub it and wish for anything he wants. “Be sure to speak slowly and clearly,” The man warns. After a second to think, the guy rubs the lamp and a genie pops out. The man screams at the genie in excitement, “I want a million bucks!” Suddenly, Poof, a million birds appear in the bar. “I said I wanted a million BUCKS, not DUCKS!” See more Previous joke There Are Two Identical Twin Brothers That Live Together.