JokesMarriage A Housewife Is In Bed. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 9.5k Views A housewife is in bed with her lover. All of a sudden she hears her husband’s car pull up. He came home early from a business trip! In a panic, she is frantically trying to think of a place to hide her lover and suddenly has an idea. She tells him to go stand in a corner of the kitchen and pretend to be a statue. She saw a similar statue at the neighbour’s house and thinks the husband won’t notice anything suspicious. Husband walks in, sees the statue and asks where it came from. The wife tells him that their neighbours recently got one just like it and she loved it so much that she went out and bought one for herself. The husband nods, says good night and goes to bed. Fast-forward to about 2 am. The husband wakes up, goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge and makes a big sandwich. Walks up to the statue, hands it the sandwich and says “eat up man, I was stuck at the neighbours’ house for almost 2 weeks and the b!tch didn’t even think to feed me” See more Previous joke A Man Went To Church For Confession. Next joke An Elderly Man Is Stopped By The Police.