Why Do Wives Try To Change Their Husbands?

Husband greets the priest and said,

“Father, I need to talk to you.”

“Is it a confession, my son?” asked the priest.

“No, Father.” the man replied,

“I need to clarify something.”

The Priest takes the man to his private chamber.

“Tell me, my son. What is it?”

“Father, why do some women try to change men after marriage? My friends keep teasing me about it.”

Smiling, the Priest replied,

“My son, as the bride walks down the long aisle, she excitedly registers 3 stimuli: the altar, the choir and the sound of the hymn being sung. Aisle, Altar, and Hymn. She becomes mesmerized. Aisle, Altar, Hymn. Aisle, Altar, hymn. Aisle, Altar, Hymn. Finally, as she stops beside the groom, she is already saying to herself: ‘I’LL ALTER HIM.'”