JokesMarriage Winning Starts With A Ticket, Harry! Harry prays to God: “Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.” The next day Harry begs the Lord again: “Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!” The next day, Harry again prays: “Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!” Suddenly he hears a voice from above: “Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.” See more Previous joke Confirming ‘Dead’ The Hard Way. Next joke Curious Johnny Vs. Clueless Dad