A woman has a date she’s very much looking forward to.
She puts on her best dress, spends an hour on make-up, and chooses the least comfortable but fanciest shoes she possesses.
Of course, she spends ages getting herself all waxed, toned, and scrubbed.
She’s all ready – but her date is nowhere to be seen, even though it’s already time.
She waits and waits – still nothing.
After about an hour, she’s had enough.
She takes it all off, wraps herself up in her fluffiest pajamas and bathrobe, makes a mug of cocoa, grabs a pot of ice cream, and sits grumpily in front of some comfort TV.
One hour later, the doorbell goes off – and there’s her date!
He looks at her quickly and says, “My God, Andrea, seriously? I’m 2 hours late and you’re still not ready?!”