A Giraffe Was Visiting A Waterhole In Africa When He Spotted A Frog.
“Hey,” He Said To The Frog, “You’ve Got No Neck!”
The Frog Said: “Why Would I Need A Neck Like Yours?”
The Giraffe Replied:
“With A Neck Like Mine, You Could Enjoy Life To The Full. You See, When I Eat Something, It Takes So Long To Go Down That I Can Enjoy It All The Way. I Can Savour Every Second.
When I Drink Fresh Water, I Can Feel It Going From My Lips To My Stomach For Ages. It Adds A Bit Of Extra Quality To My Life.”
The Frog Said: “You’ve Obviously Never Thrown Up Then!”
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