An Old Man Was Eating In A Truck Stop When Three Bikers Walked In.
The First Walked Up To The Old Man, Pushed His Cigarette Into The Old Man’s Pie And Then Took A Seat At The Counter.
The Second Walked Up To The Old Man, Spit Into The Old Man’s Milk And Then He Took A Seat At The Counter.
The Third Walked Up To The Old Man, Turned Over The Old Man’s Plate, And Then He Took A Seat At The Counter.
Without A Word Of Protest, The Old Man Quietly Left The Diner.
Shortly Thereafter, One Of The Bikers Said To The Waitress, “Humph, Not Much Of A Man, Was He?”
The Waitress Replied, “Not Much Of A Truck Driver Either. He Just Backed His Truck Over Three Motorcycles.”
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