ElderlyJokes A married couple are having dinner… This is Funny! Wife: hey, if ever something ever happened to me and death did us part, do you think you would get married again? Husband: honestly hon, I don’t know Wife: If you did re-marry, would you two live in the same house as we do? Husband: yeah, I love this house. I don’t see any reason to go through the trouble of moving out Wife: would you two sleep in the same bed as us? Husband: I think so. We have a really comfortable bed, I don’t see a reason to get a new one Wife: would you two eat off the same dishes as us? Husband: yeah, I love these dishes. They’re beautiful and easy to clean, I don’t need a new set of dishes Wife: would you two use the same golf clubs? Husband: no, she’s a lefty See more Previous joke It’d be best to never underestimate a Scottish police officer