ElderlyJokes

An Old Man Shuffled Slowly Into An Ice Cream Parlour.

This Will Blow Your Mind.

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool..

After catching his breath,

he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly,

‘Crushed nuts?’

‘No,’ he replied,

‘Arthritis.’