ElderlyJokes A Guy Stands Up At The Cafe. This Is Hilarious. A guy stands up with his friends in cafe. “Guys, I just wanted to ask for your help, I lost a wallet with 450 dollars in it, if you happen to find it, please let me know, there’ll be a 50 dollars finder’s fee!” An old man listening everything from the back, He then goes to the guy And he says, “I offer 100!” See more Previous joke A Man Asks A Farmer Near A Field. Next joke An Elderly Gentleman Walks Into An Upscale Cocktail Lounge.