ElderlyJokes A Priest Dies And Arrives In Heaven. This Will Make You Go ROFL. A priest dies and arrives in heaven. Here, a couple of angels greet him, shake his hand, and welcome him. A few moments later, a drunken Peruvian bus driver appears. He is welcomed with a celebration, fireworks, and God himself comes to welcome him. At this point, the priest, somewhat offended, approaches God and says, ‘Excuse me, I served the church and your name for an entire lifetime, and I am welcomed worse than this man?’ God responds, ‘Your church was never full, my child, but when this man was driving on the streets of Peru, people prayed like never before.’ See more Previous joke David Goes To A Doctor. Next joke A Man Is Cleaning Out His Grandfathers Home.