JokesMarriage The Wife Would Often Complain About Anything. This Is Epic. Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a dream home: Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment, within their budget. However, after the first week, she began complaining again. “Joel.” She said. “I don’t like this place at all. There are no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbors can see me every time I take a bath.” “Don’t worry.” Replied her husband. “If the neighbors do see you, they’ll buy curtains.” See more Previous joke The Phone Bill Was Exceptionally High. Next joke A Lady Used To Take Her 4-Year-Old Daughter On Rounds.