JokesMarriage A Mother Decided That Her 10-Year-Old Daughter This Is Epic. A mother decided that her 10-year-old daughter Cathy should get something ‘practical’ for her birthday: “Suppose we open a savings account for you?” The mother suggested. Cathy was delighted. “It’s your account, darling.” The mother said, as they arrived at the bank. “So you fill out the application.” Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for ‘Name of your former bank.’ After a slight hesitation and an unsure glance at her mother, Cathy wrote down,. ‘Piggy.’ See more Previous joke A Group Of Tourists Was Visiting A Crocodile Farm. Next joke Paddy Wanted To Buy A Christmas Present For His New Girlfriend.