JokesMarriage Little Johnny Is Back At School After The Holidays. This Is Funny. Little Johnny is back at school after the holidays. After a few days, his teacher calls up Little Johnny’s dad to report that Johnny has been behaving badly at school. His dad says to the teacher “Hang on a minute, I had Johnny at home with me for 2 months and I never phoned you once when he misbehaved.” See more Previous joke Mrs Rosy Jones Was Going To The Market. Next joke A Frail Old Man Is Put In To A Care Home.