ElderlyJokes 2 Elderly Women Meet Up Again For The First Time. This Is Epic. 2 elderly women meet up again for the first time at their 60th high school reunion. They’re talking and catching each other up in their lives since leaving high school. One tells the other she’s been married 4 times. “4 times, you’ve had 4 husbands!” “Yes. My 1st husband was a banker, my 2nd husband was an actor, after that was a rabbi, and my current husband is an undertaker.” “That’s really weird you went for such a strange variety of men. Why did you marry them?” “I had a purpose for that… 1 for the money 2 for the show 3 to get ready And 4 to go” See more Previous joke A Rich Old Man Had Serious Hearing Problems. Next joke An Older Couple Is Sitting On The Couch.