JokesMarriage A Wife Comes Home Late One Night. This Will Blow Your Mind. A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. She sees four legs under the blanket instead of just her husband’s two. Panicking, she grabs a pillow and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. And start packing here stuff. After a moment, she goes to the kitchen to calm down, only to find her husband there, reading a magazine. “Hi darling,” he says, “your parents came to visit, so I let them stay in our room. Did you say hello?” See more Previous joke A New Teacher Was Trying To Make Use Of Her Psychology Courses. Next joke A Man Is Trying To Sell His Dog.