A Man Goes Into A Restaurant With His Pet Snake.

A man goes into a restaurant with his pet snake.

He seats himself at a table, and his snake slithers up onto the seat next to him.

Soon, a waitress comes to take his order.

The man declares,

“I’d like 25 hamburgers—two for me and 23 for my pet snake here.”

The waitress leaves and returns 20 minutes later with two plates.

On the man’s plate, there are two hamburgers, and in front of the snake, there are 23 plain beef patties with no buns.

The snake looks away, clearly unimpressed.

The man, frustrated, says,

“No! He wants real hamburgers, with buns like mine!”

The waitress hesitates and asks,

“But sir, do snakes even eat bread?”

The man replies,

“Look, my anaconda won’t eat without buns—just like me!”