JokesMarriage The Pastor Noticed Little Johnny Standing In The Foyer. This Is Epic. One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. “Good morning, Johnny.” “Good morning, Pastor,” “Pastor, what is this?” Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Johnny’s voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, “Which service, the 8:00 or the 9:30?” See more Previous joke An Elderly Couple Are Talking To Each Other. Next joke A Couple Were Sitting At A Table At High School Reunion.