JokesMarriage Johnny And His Wife Had Their First Fight. What He Said At The End Is Priceless! It was their first quarrel. Johnny was coming off worst until he brought his bride’s family into the argument. “Your father is an old drunkard,” he stated with venom. “Your mother is a nagger, and your brother is an idle Iayabout” “Can’t you say one decent thing about my family?” she asked, sarcastically. Johnny replied: “Yes, just one! They were all opposed to our marriage.” See more Previous joke A Husband Visited A Marriage Counsellor. Next joke Johnny and Billy Came Home With A 20 And 50 Euro Note.